Friday, May 06, 2005

pix so hot you'll tell your friends

I'm now using Gmail. It's incredible. I highly recommend it.

But it's still in training mode for identifying spam.

I got a message passed through to my inbox with this subject heading:


Picks so hot you'll tell your friends


(Which I read as "Pics so hot ..." as in pictures.)

I deleted it in my local Mail.app and logged into the Gmail.com web interface to make sure it was marked as spam and not left in their copy of my inbox. But Gmail shows the first line of text in each message and I saw something I didn't expect:
Wysak Petroleum (WYSK)
Current Price: O.165

Apr 25, 2O05 -- Wysak Petroleum is pleased to report that due diligence is near|y complete in regards to the company's further p|anned leases in the Wyoming oi| region.
[...]
Yes friends, this is what it's come to -- penny stock companies disguising their spam as pornography just to get you to read it!

(Or maybe my mind is in the gutter.)
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4 Comments:

Geoffrey Allan Plauche said...

Welcome to Gmail. If I had known you didn't already have it, I would have offered you an invite. Cheers!

7:00 PM  
Pete said...

Why am I the only person who never gets spam? (well, one of my email accounts gets those fake bank notices once and a while, but that is it.)

Not that I am complaining.

3:10 PM  
Vache Folle said...

"Why am I the only person who never gets spam?" asks pete.

Perhaps the word has not yet gotten out that you are in the market for penile enlargement and/or cheap Viagra. I suspect my wife responded to an ad in my case.
Ironically, it turns out that, despite my shortcomings, many local women want to meet me. They must have heard about the killing I am about to make in moving money out of Nigeria. Then I won't need those home equity loans I must have forgotten I applied for.

1:20 PM  
John Hlinko said...

vf, that is really funny stuff. I've been pissed off about the onslaught of "Wysak" emails all day, but.. you gave me a chuckle.

11:02 PM  

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