Sunday, July 31, 2005

1 lefty + 1 righty

  1. A left-wing poem typed entirely with the left hand:

    after we saw free trade a rat race was vast

    wages were bad
    we rads scarred scabs
    swabbed sweat
    bartered rags

    a secret race
    ate feasts
    as we starved

    far freer were we
    aware as we were

    sage reds

  2. A right-wing poem typed entirely with the right hand:

    kill

    kill

    kill


Postscript:


Post-postscript:

For those who don't get it ...

These are the letters you can type with the left hand:

qwert
asdfg
zxcvb

And these are the letters you can type with the right hand:

yuiop
hjkl
nm

(I invite you to submit your own lefties and righties.)
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5 Comments:

Anthony Gregory said...

geez, i don't know, b.k., i'm able to type any letter i want with my left hand. And if I use more than one finger at a time, I can even capitalize! I guess that makes me a left-leaning capitalist.

7:50 PM  
Anonymous said...

I can capitalize even if I use only one finger!

8:39 PM  
Anonymous said...

I think that it is really weird

8:40 PM  
paul said...

god you americans talk crap!I found this site when googled anarchy!this isn`t anarchy!this is i`m bored because i`m stuck at home and my wife earns more than i ever will!

5:43 PM  
Anonymous said...

i confess
found this blog when i googled anarchy... but still hello from serbia:
http://www.blogoye.org/anachrist
:))

9:50 AM  

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