Sunday, January 22, 2006

Clinton was right!

From my favorite Christian lawyer:
I was overcome with a deep sense of pride when I read the Atlantic Monthly article about how adolescent girls are more apt than ever to engage in fellatio and that they don't even consider it sex. This comes many decades too late for me, but I like to think that the small part I played in the War on Chastity back in the 1970s contributed to this glorious moment. The campaign that my cohort waged to convince the mothers of these girls that fellatio was (a) not sex and accordingly not Biblically prohibited and (b) not disgusting seems to have paid off. To the teenaged boys of America, I say "You're Welcome". No, don't thank us. There is no need to publish tomes about our being the "real greatest generation"; just knowing that teenage fellatio has reached "epidemic" proportions is thanks enough.
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